“Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” ~Leroy “Satchel” Paige, pitcher
“Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.” ~Maurice Chevalier
“I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.” ~Anonymous
You know you’re a boomer if….
√ …you ever used a rotary phone.
√ …friends call you at 9 pm and ask if you’re still up.
√ …you smoked a non-filter cigarette.
√ …you haven’t been carded since the Carter administration.
√ …you pay $20 for the $10 trim you got for $5 when you had hair (thanks to Senator Sam Ervin).
√ …the World Wide Web used to sound like a spider horror movie.
√ …global warming meant you left your light-up world globe on overnight.
√ …beehive was a hairdo, credit meant thanks, gay meant carefree, and queens were monarchs.
A country music star in her early days
√ …most of your childhood pics show you in plaid clothing.
√ …your mother told you not to wear shinny patent leather shoes because boys could see your underpants in the reflection.